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Thursday, August 5, 2010
LICKED LIPS OF A FORMER BOO & THE NEW CHICK! & SHE LOOK LIKE WHAT??
So, Yesterday, I decided to go to FYE to look for some music. My "new" celebrity crush, Malcolm Jamal Warner's Spoken word CD is a MUST HAVE, but apparently he distributes independently. Needless to say, my trip to FYE was a waste of time. Before I realized it was no hope for me to have "Theo's" voice pulsate my vagina with his magic words, an uknown, but yet quite familiar voice echoed towards me from behind. I hear the words, "how you doin' stranger?"
At this time, im heated about not getting my Miles Long fix (Malcolm's band), so I decide to tweet about it, until I heard what I heard then looked up. Dude was wearing shades, so his eyes didn't give him away immediately, which left me confused as to who he was, until he smiled & removed him.
Standing before me was a dude I used to talk to way back in the day. For privacy sake, I'll call him "M&M"...lol
I was impressed at how much he looked the same, but broader in the chest & his lips looked like they got more juicier with age. M&M was looking scrumptious! When we dated, I was 20 & he was 17 (which now resolves my Cougar tendencies to be accurate today). Even at 17, he was a beautiful creature, who could've attacked me in my dreams & I would never want to wake up.
for 10 minutes, we talked & pretty much wanted to know how each other have been & what we've been up to. I, of course had to let him know about my new upcoming book release, which I could tell impressed him. He let me know that he was doing good...no wifey...no kids...& just doing his thing!( I can dig it). Before I knew about NO WIFEY, I asked if he ever got married & he proceeds to tell me no, but I could tell how hesitant he was to let me know that he was seeing someone. When he told me that, I physically smiled, but I was cussing like a sailor in my mind! (SHIT DAMN MUTHAFUCKA!!!!!)
I was happy to see that he was getting his life on & all that shit! even the part about him & his chick! But, I couldn't help but notice his constant licking of his lips, which I think is one of his best assets! Every other word that came out of his mouth was a compliment to me, regarding my hair, my smile, my dark skin, & other physical attributes, as well as my book. It all was followed by a lick of his lips. Made me feel like he wanted to lick the darkness off me!
But enough of that!
Did I mention that he was there with his chick, who came into FYE about 10 minutes into our convo?
He saw her come toward us & said, "There she goes right there with the white hat on?"
I observed this broad as she came toward us & no offense...I can see why I felt like "M&M" was undressing me with his eyeballs. Chick had no height, no body, potruding anteriors that made her look like she suck dick for moolah, & the rest was a blur!
M&M introduced us & all I could gather & say was " She's so tiny!" (fake smile & awkward 3 sec. silence)
MORAL OF THE STORY...
At this time, im heated about not getting my Miles Long fix (Malcolm's band), so I decide to tweet about it, until I heard what I heard then looked up. Dude was wearing shades, so his eyes didn't give him away immediately, which left me confused as to who he was, until he smiled & removed him.
Standing before me was a dude I used to talk to way back in the day. For privacy sake, I'll call him "M&M"...lol
I was impressed at how much he looked the same, but broader in the chest & his lips looked like they got more juicier with age. M&M was looking scrumptious! When we dated, I was 20 & he was 17 (which now resolves my Cougar tendencies to be accurate today). Even at 17, he was a beautiful creature, who could've attacked me in my dreams & I would never want to wake up.
for 10 minutes, we talked & pretty much wanted to know how each other have been & what we've been up to. I, of course had to let him know about my new upcoming book release, which I could tell impressed him. He let me know that he was doing good...no wifey...no kids...& just doing his thing!( I can dig it). Before I knew about NO WIFEY, I asked if he ever got married & he proceeds to tell me no, but I could tell how hesitant he was to let me know that he was seeing someone. When he told me that, I physically smiled, but I was cussing like a sailor in my mind! (SHIT DAMN MUTHAFUCKA!!!!!)
I was happy to see that he was getting his life on & all that shit! even the part about him & his chick! But, I couldn't help but notice his constant licking of his lips, which I think is one of his best assets! Every other word that came out of his mouth was a compliment to me, regarding my hair, my smile, my dark skin, & other physical attributes, as well as my book. It all was followed by a lick of his lips. Made me feel like he wanted to lick the darkness off me!
But enough of that!
Did I mention that he was there with his chick, who came into FYE about 10 minutes into our convo?
He saw her come toward us & said, "There she goes right there with the white hat on?"
I observed this broad as she came toward us & no offense...I can see why I felt like "M&M" was undressing me with his eyeballs. Chick had no height, no body, potruding anteriors that made her look like she suck dick for moolah, & the rest was a blur!
M&M introduced us & all I could gather & say was " She's so tiny!" (fake smile & awkward 3 sec. silence)
MORAL OF THE STORY...
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